Computer Truisms
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The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.
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When puting it into memory, remember where you put it.
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Computers are useless. All they give you are answers.
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Typos are not noticed until after the “send” button has been hit.
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The better the customer service, the sooner you get to speak to someone who can’t help you.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up, you need a computer.
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Programming is like sex, one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
Recent Entries
- Presidential Vacation – Western Trip – Catalina’s Vineyard Island
- Debt Problem Solved
- Freeway Closing – Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement
- Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn’t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.
- New Portland Police Procedure – The Al Gore Method
- Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.
- Transparency in Finance and Germany’s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps – June 3, 2010)
- Sestak Job Offer – The I’ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) — May 30, 2010
- Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina – Combining Business with Pleasure
- Memorial Day – President Obama’s absence from the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery.