There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen, and
Those who just wonder what the hell happened.
Originality is the art of concealing one’s source.
Serving coffee on an airplane causes turbulence.
God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
No real problem has a solution.
The effort expended by a bureaucracy in defending any error
is in direct proportion to the size of the error.
In arranging for a Presidential press conference, always select
the questioners in advance.
(Could that be true? Yep – It’s true)
If a selected questioner asks an embarassing question, that questioner will
not be selected in the future.