Wisdom of the Ages
‘Veni, Vedi, Velcro’ – I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Bacon and Eggs – Hens are involved, but pigs are committed.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Failure is not an option. It is bundled with your software.
Half the people in the world are below average.
Recent Entries
- Unemployment Rate Has Shrunk to Zero Percent (0%)
- Presidential Vacation – Western Trip – Catalina’s Vineyard Island
- Debt Problem Solved
- Freeway Closing – Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement
- Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn’t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.
- New Portland Police Procedure – The Al Gore Method
- Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.
- Transparency in Finance and Germany’s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps – June 3, 2010)
- Sestak Job Offer – The I’ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) — May 30, 2010
- Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina – Combining Business with Pleasure