Octomom Uses Internet to Find Husband

Los Angeles, CA (special to eGrumps) eGrumps has learned that Octomom has been seeking a husband. Having 14 children, the pool of men willing to marry Octomom is seriously depleted, but as she is supposed to have said, “There’s no harm in trying.” Her ad on the Internet dating service (name withheld by request) reads as follows:

  “Wanted, mature man for a serious relationship leading to marriage.
  Must love children. An appreciation for the finer things in life would
  be helpful, but not absolutely necessary. Should be financially secure, 
  but not absolutely necessary. Well groomed and handsome would be a
  big plus, but not absolutely necessary. Should be photogenic and free of
  scandal, but not absolutely necessary.  The candidate must be single,
  but not absolutely necessary (if divorce proceedings are pending.) I 
  can offer a loving family of 14 children looking for a devoted father. (Did I 
  mention a love of sports would be helpful in dealing with the kids, but 
  not absolutely necessary.) The candidate must have had a vasectomy -  that    is   necessary. Must present doctor’s certificate.   Please send resume to Box XXXXX, Los Angeles, CA or call me    at 310  - XXX-XXXX and leave detailed message on answering machine. 


 The kids and I  look forward to hearing from you. 
  Actually, forget the job description. If you’re alive and walking
  that’s enough.”

The Octomom has not talked about the number of Applications she has received, but eGrumps believes the number is substantial.

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