Archive for April 5th, 2009

Texting While Driving

In California,      1. It is ILLEGAL to text from a car (unless you are legally (as distinguished from illegally)) parked.      2. It is ILLEGAL to text from a motorcycle (unless legally parked)      3. It is LEGAL to text from a bicycle , whether legally parked or not.  This is part of the legislature’s grand [...]

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

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Humorous (?) Thoughts for Today

Great Invention: For people who like peace and quiet, a phoneless cord. Great fortune cookie message: Ignore previous cookie. Mae West Quote: He who hesitates is lost. Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling. I’m in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

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