Stating that he could not understand why the good citizens of the United States did not want the  Detainees from Gitmo (now called Happy Acres Farm – see posting of  March 27, 2009.) to be released into our society, President Obama announced today that he was going to set an example and accept at least twenty of the formerly designated Enemy Combatants to work in the White House. They will be employed as gardeners, cooks, house “maids,” even secretaries and other vital and necessary tasks for the smooth running of the White House. Some of them will even be allowed to oversee the shooting range where our Secret Service Agents practice. “This will allow them to become productive members of society, earn an honest living, pay American taxes, and set an example to the rest of the world” President Obama stated. “I don’t care what the Secret Service says,”  he went on to say, “they could probably teach those bozos a trick or two. We stand ready to make peace with all our former enemies – these men are no longer terrorists, they are no longer citizens of the Axis of Evil countries, they are citizens of the world. Nationalism is a thing of the past. We stand ready to welcome them with open arms . I only hope that this will set an example for the rest of the United States to take the rest of these poor, abused souls into their hearts and minds. Michelle and I, and the kids, are overjoyed at  the prospect of showing the rest of the world our kindness and are looking forward to meeting them in person.  This can only be a positive development for our country.”  He hoped the rest of the United States would adopt the rest of these poor individuals who have been so mistreated and abused by an arrogant America. He urged America to ignore the Red Cross report about the humane conditions in Gitmo.

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