Contrary to what you may read, while America may be rapidly turning away from Capitalism, it is not turning toward Socialism. Indeed, it is turning toward the Russian Imperial Monarchy model. (Don’t believe me, read on) We now have a King of Czars. We have Tsar Power (or Czar Power if you prefer).
We (America, that is) now have tsars almost without number – energy tsar, infotech tsar, health-reform tsar, terrorism tsar (I suppose he should be called an anti-terrorism tsar), drug tsar, car tsar (maybe) etc. etc. The Tsars’ duties and responsibilities, not to mention limitations on their power, are vague, at best. Except for the Teleprompter Tsar, who can keep track of all of them.
The President is now the King of the Czars, or King of the Tsars, as you prefer. As to the name of “King of Czars,” if you don’t like the name - well, my old friend William Shakespeare said it best:
“What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet…”
There is no truth to the rumor that the new dog in the White House is not a Portugese Water Dog, but a Russian Wolfhound in disguise.
You heard it here first – “TSAR” POWER. (“Tsar” is “star” spelled inside out.)
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