After considerable debate among his 3 friends, and a very close vote, 3 to 1 with eGrumps being in the minority, he proudly announced that his suggestion for an official slogan, despite not being approved by the three friends,  would be adopted. His 3 friends resigned, all leaving the conference room, saying, in effect, eGrumps, we are no longer your friend. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. eGrumps replied, “That’s okay, just email me.”

 The official slogan:

Candy is dandy
But sex doesn’t rot the teeth.

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