Washington D.C, May 29, 2009 (Exclusive to eGrumps)
In an effort to fill out the Cabinet of Czars, President BHO appointed a new Cyber Czar whose job it will be to protect cyberspace from foreign based attacks on the American computer communication infrastructure, thus protecting the security of the United States.
In addition domestic attacks on the computer communication infrastructure will be investigated and also shut down under certain circumstances. While the criteria has not been established as to the scope of powers given to this Czar, The Obama spokesperson stated that there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Internet criticisms of the Obama Administration will be considered a domestic terror attack and those web sites will be shut down.
However, having said that, Internet statements such as “I hope Obama’s plans do not succeed” will be considered as an attack on America security (even from a domestic source) since one of his plans is to protect America from foreign Internet terrorist attacks and if someone doesn’t want that plan to succeed it will be considered a direct cyberspace attack on the United States.
The logic is inescapable.
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