(Washington D.C, June 8, 2009) (exclusive to eGrumps)
President Obama has come up with a plan to satisfy The United State’s debt to China. Expressing his concern over how this debt would ever be repaid, he has come up with an ingenious solution which, he said, was a win-win solution.
In complete cancellation of America’s debt to China, he has proposed giving then California. That would reduce the need to bail-out California and eliminate the need to repay China. It is an ideal solution to these problems.
As to whether China would want California with their debt, why not? They can certainly run California better than it has been run. As for the cooperation of California’s strong labor unions, if they are assured by China that their contracts will be honored, they certainly would go along with this.
This may, indeed, be a model that can be followed now and in the future. America will sell off its states to finance its growing deficits. Despite the fact that California voted overwhelmingly for his election, President Obama was sure the good people of California would understand. He felt it was their patriotic duty to assist the United States. He promised to institute free Chinese language programs, immediately, in all of California’s schools and to commence the distribution of free chopsticks so that Californians could become familiar with their operation before the actual transfer of California.
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