Washington, D.C., July 31, 2009 (eGrumps Commentary) eGrumps has received advance information concerning the Administration’s plan to curb health care costs under the proposed Health-Care-For-All Plan. The idea came from another plan adopted by Obama’s administration and its application to the health care cost problem is pure genius. The Administration has proposed that whenever the [...]
Washington D. C. July 30, 2009 Today’s beer party at the White House had to be the dullest beer party in history. Even with Joe Biden, famous for his rapier-like wit, the action was not too lively. Maybe they needed more peanuts. Next time – have a keg ready and invite a few of eGrump’s [...]
The eGrumps Dissembling Information of the Year Award (so far): To the House Committee which explained why private health care insurance will still be available under the pending Obama Health Care Bill (or at least one of the pending health care bills.) Definition: Dissemble: To hide under a false appearance; to put on the appearance [...]
Washington, D. C. July 26, 2009 (Comentary by eGrumps) The gurus in Washington have, once again, found wondrous ways to confuse the issue by communicating with us, whom they believe to be the gullible American people, with rather strange choices of words. Words are our principal means of communication and the Washington Press Corps seems [...]
Washington D.C. July 24, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) “I could’ve calibrated those words differently.” so sayeth the President. Actually, several learned scholars have said that what he really should have said was “I miscalibrated those words.” The scholarly semantical journals have said that the whole controversy would have gone away if (i) he uncalibrated the [...]
Washington, D. C, July 24, 2009 (Commenteary by eGrumps) Despite saying that securing Afghanistan is near the top of his foreign policy initives, President Obama stated that “victory” isn’t necessarily the goal. eGrumps has two comments: 1. “His” foreign policy initives – shouldn’t he have said “America’s foreign policy initives?” (It may not be near [...]
Washington D. C. July 23, 2009 (Reported by eGrumps) In an effort to revive public approval of his Health Care Plan, and to reassure the American people that they would continue to receive prompt, quality health care, President Obama announced that he was recruiting senior executives from inside government departments. Their experience, he announced, should [...]
Washington, D. C., July 19, 2009 (eGrumps commentary) The following major legislative pushes are now being undertaken in Washington by the Obama administration: (1). Major Health Care Reform plan. (2) Cap and Trade plan. (3) Global Climate Change plan (formerlly know as Global Warming plan) (4) Stimulus 2 Plan. (5) Finance Plan to figure out [...]
Washington, D. C., July 17, 2009 (eGrumps Commentary) The Administration proudly announced today that 34 states have less than a 10% unemployment rate. A spokesman said “Considering today’s economic climate, and the mess the prior administration left us with, we consider this a remarkable achievement.” When questioned by eGrumps as to the unemployment rate when Pres. [...]
Los Angeles, CA, July 16, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) Los Angeles City Councilperson Janice Hahn has proposed taxing sales of medical marijuana as a way of raising money for the Great Insolvent City of Los Angeles. The Legislature of the Great Insolvent State of California, upon reading of this brilliant idea, has proposed going one step [...]
(Washington D. C., July 13, 2009)(eGrumps commentary) The ethnic clash in the so-called Western Autonomous Region of China has been largely ignored by America’s Major TV Networks and Main Stream Media. Why? What is going on over there is a very serious clash between two ethnic groups. but not much of it is reported in [...]
(Washington, D. C, (July 12, 2009) (eGrumps Comments) Barbara Boxer, Senator from the Great Insolvent State of California, has stated that if the bill to cut global climate change (no longer called the bill to eliminate global warming) is not passed there will be dire results: (1) droughts, (2) flood, (3) fires, (4) loss of species, [...]
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(Washington, D.C; Moscow, Russia, July 9,2009) (exclusive to eGrumps) In news releases handed out simultaneously to the press in Washington, D.C. and Moscow, Russia, the Obama Administration announced that they had requested Congress to enact a new bill calling for the immediate enactment of a new $2,000,000,000 Stimulus Bill and three(3) $2,000,000,000 standby Stimulus Bills. [...]
(Moscow, July 8, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) Facing widespread criticism about the perceived unfairness of the Agreement (see story posted by eGrumps on July 7, 2009) he made with Premier Putin, the Administration proudly announced its renegotiation. The new Agreement, the Administration spokesperson said, was fair to all parties and created an aura of good feelings [...]
(Washington, D. C., July 7, 2009)(Exclusive to eGrumps) Pres. Obama’s Administration proudly announced that a major breakthrough had taken place in negotiations with Vladimir Putin. America has agreed to abandon its plans for a missile defense system for Europe, ceased development work on modern weapons and agreed to destory is arsenal of nuclear weapons in [...]
Question to eGrumps – “What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?” eGrumps Answer – “I don’t know and I don’t care.”
(Washington, D. C., July 1, 2009) (exclusive to eGrumps) President Obama has released a tenative list of the countries that are on his meddle/do not meddle list. Stressing the fact that this list was a work-in-process and could be modified as events dictated, the following countries were listed: Never Meddle: (i) Iran, (ii)Venezuela (iii) Cuba and [...]