Obama Releases Meddle/Do No Meddle List

(Washington, D. C., July 1, 2009)  (exclusive to eGrumps)

President Obama has released a tenative list of the countries that are on his meddle/do not meddle list.

Stressing the fact that this list was a work-in-process and could be modified as events dictated, the following countries were listed:

Never Meddle: (i) Iran, (ii)Venezuela (iii) Cuba and (iv) Saudi Arabia.

Sometimes Meddle/Sometimes Not Meddle: Honduras (if the Dictator is reinstated to the position from which he was removed for not following the Constituion of Honduras, this will go in the “Do not Meddle” category. If he is forced to remain in exile, then America may “meddle.”

Always Meddle: (i) Israel and (ii) California (although technicalally not a Country, the very size of CA and it’s economic importance makes it necessary to include it in this category.)

The President assured the American poeople that it was necsary to draw the meddle/do not meddle  line at some point, even though it may result in some unwanted consequences in order to protect Ameria’s interests. As one unnamed Administration Spokesperson said: “Trust us on this.”

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