The trouble with becoming an IRS Agent, 95% of them give the rest a bad name. The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion – the jail walls. Letter to the IRS: After hearing a sermon on Sunday, a man wrote the following to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have [...]
Washington D. C., Agust 25, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) In regard to the now pending rather nebulous health care bills, Washington is wondering which statement of a former President of the United States is President Obama following — Abraham Lincoln or George W. Bush: Abraham Lincoln: You can fool some of the people all of the [...]
Washington, D. C. August 19, 2008 (Commentary by eGrumps) The Obama Administration in a desperate effort to balance the budget and eliminate the negative fiscal effect of “Universal Health Care,” has proposed allowing Americans (but not illegals) to purchase, in advance, prepaid medical junkets for overseas treatment. Anticipating a possible, though remote, rationing of medical [...]
Washington D. C., August 18, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) In a remarkable example of how not to represent a client, the Department of Justice (“DOJ”) has filed a brief in the case of a gay couple suing the federal government to invalidate the Defense of Marriage Act which was enacted by Congress in 1996. The [...]
Washington, D. C., August 14, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) Bowing to popular pressure, President Obama, after stating that there were no “Death Panel” provisions in any portion of the proposed Obamacare health bills, has ordered the non-existing provisions deleted from the proposed law. No longer would “dying with dignity” be considered, rather “dying without dignity” [...]
Washington D. C., August 11, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) President Obama and his Administration are taking a number of steps to educate the public and prevent misinformation from distorting the true facts about health care reform. An Administration spokesman said the President was greatly disturbed by the number of people dying on the streets, in [...]
Washington D.C, August 7, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) The House of Representatives has decided to spend $550,000,000 to buy about 8 Gulfstream Jets (The exact number proposed is not quite clear). The Air Force had requested only 1 Gulfstream Jet.
1. I will try to figure out why I need 8 e-mail addresses 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife. 3. I resolve to back up my 1GB hard drive daily, …well, once a week….well, once a month. 4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. 5. I [...]
Washington, D.C., August 5, 2009 (Commentary by Grumps) Renaming the White House: In a momentus and unprecedented announcement from the White House (the “WH”), in view of the racial “controversy” surrounding Sonya Sotomayor, Professor Gates, Barack Obama and others and in view of all of the various ethnicity’s residing in the US (legally and [...]
The following are preserved in the Annals of Famous Last Words: 1. What does this button do? 2. I’m making a citizen’s arrest. 3. Are you sure the power is off? 4. He’s probably just hibernating 5. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one. 6. Pull the pin and count [...]