Famous Last Words
The following are preserved in the Annals of Famous Last Words:
1. What does this button do?
2. I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
3. Are you sure the power is off?
4. He’s probably just hibernating
5. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
6. Pull the pin and count to what?
Recent Entries
- Unemployment Rate Has Shrunk to Zero Percent (0%)
- Presidential Vacation – Western Trip – Catalina’s Vineyard Island
- Debt Problem Solved
- Freeway Closing – Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement
- Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn’t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.
- New Portland Police Procedure – The Al Gore Method
- Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.
- Transparency in Finance and Germany’s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps – June 3, 2010)
- Sestak Job Offer – The I’ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) — May 30, 2010
- Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina – Combining Business with Pleasure