Broken New Year’s Resolutions Regarding the Internet.
1. I will try to figure out why I need 8 e-mail addresses
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
3. I resolve to back up my 1GB hard drive daily, …well, once a week….well, once a month.
4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
5. I will think of a password other than “password.”
6. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 A.M.
7. I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
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