Washington, D.C. September 13, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps)

President Obama has stated that by cutting out all of the waste, fraud and abuse in the Medicare program, enough will be saved to pay for ObamaCare, no matter what form ObamaCare will take. A careful review of the facts by eGrumps has concluded that if eGrumps is kicked out of the Medicare program, enough waste (not abuse or fraud, certainly) will be eliminated to pay for ObamaCare in 2012. The fact that ObamaCare does not start until 2013 shows just how smart our President is.

After initially feeling that the goal of a revenue neutral ObamaCare was not realistic, a careful review by eGrumps has concluded that it is well within reach. If all of eGrumps friends, whose lives have been complete wastes, are kicked out of  Medicare, ObamaCare will be solvent for generations.

It is a win/win situation for America.

Recent Entries

• Presidential Vacation – Western Trip – Catalina’s Vineyard Island
• Debt Problem Solved
• Freeway Closing – Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement
• Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn’t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.
• New Portland Police Procedure – The Al Gore Method
• Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.
• Transparency in Finance and Germany’s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps – June 3, 2010)
• Sestak Job Offer – The I’ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) — May 30, 2010
• Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina – Combining Business with Pleasure
• Memorial Day – President Obama’s absence from the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery.

This entry was posted on Saturday, September 12th, 2009 at 10:28 pm and is filed under American policy, Humor - Political, Satire, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.