eGrumps favorite (often ignored by eGrumps): When all else fails, read the instructions.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Every solution breeds new problems.
After all is said and done, a hell-of-a lot more is said than done.
If mathematically you end up with a wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
If it is not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
“MURPHY WAS AN IDIOT” — (Mrs. Murphy)
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