A few of Murphy’s Laws:
eGrumps Law: Compared to eGrumps, Murphy is a genius”.
Murphy’s Comment: “For once I agree with that idiot, eGrumps. He’s smarter than I thought.”
Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics: Everything gets worse under pressure.
Murphy’s Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Some of Murphy’s Technology Laws:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Logic is a systematic way of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
If it is not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
Any given program when running is obsolete.
Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
A failure will not appear until the product has passed final inspection.
Murphy’s Law of Construction: Don’t force it, get a larger hammer.
Murphy’s Law of Divine Intervention: The success of any venture will be helped by payer, even in the wrong denomination.
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