Washington, D. C. October 19, 2009 (Satirical eGrumps Comment)
In case you missed it, FOX News has been defrocked by the White House, claiming it is an arm of the Republican Party. No such allegation has been leveled against the eGrumps News Network – at least so far. Of course there is no network – so far.
In order to level the playing fields, so to speak, and to help the competitive spirit of our main stream media – MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN are generally perceived not to be arms of the Republican party. But – that’s 4 to 1 against FOX,
and under our American system of fair play, that is not fair play – it doesn’t pass the smell test, so to speak. It stinks, quite frankly.
So – the eGrumps News Network (currently in formation, a work in progress) – hereby volunteers to become another counter spokesman for the right. “FOX” needs company, and we are here to join this nobel endeavor to level the playing field. (Please note that has nothing to do with the Nobel Prize, although I can see one for us for sometime in the future).
“We are ready to join the fray.” eGrumps said. “All we need are TV Stations, News Executives, Writers, TV Personalities, Advertsising Directors, Cameramen (and Camerawomen) and a few other positions filed that are currently vacant.” Since we have no money” eGrumps said, “we are looking to hire far sighted executives who will overlook the short-term problem of not receving a salary in exchange for accepting substantal bonuses in the future. Since it is unlikely we will ever receive government money, there should be no limit on the amount we can award, when, as and if we ever receive any money from anyone for anything. I am confident sponsors will flock to our station. Plans are underway for a multi-media empire.”
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