Even eGrumps’ Mother (age 92) is getting caught up in the digital age. She told him: “You don’t write. You don’t call. You don’t FAX. You don’t email.  You don’t text. If it weren’t for www.egrumps.com and www.pithycomment.com I’d never hear from you”

Washington D. C., October 22, 2009    

Dear Mr. Feinberg.

I understand that you are the Pay Csar for the United States of America and are charged with setting executive compensation for those companies that have received government funds. While I am not sure of the pay cap on the salaries that you will allow to be paid, it has been quoted at $500,000 per annum (If you don’t understand Latin, Mr. F., that means “per year,” but I suspect you knew that).

I am waiting, here at eGrumps Enterprises, for government funds  so that I can pay myself  a salary. (more…)