Washington D.C. , October 28, 2009 (Special to eGrumps)
A Washington Insider, who asked to remain anonymous, confirmed the fact that the Treasury Department, The Federal Reserve Board, President Obama and the Tsars and the rest of the White House staff had received requests for TARP funds from a “red light” establishment.
Madam XXXX (who also asked her name to be withheld) requested a substantial sum of money from TARP. She reportedly said that funds from the Troubled Ass Recovery Plan money should be “given” to her establishment. When told the ”A” stood for “Asset,” She stated “Ass, asset, what’s the difference, one person’s ass is another persons asset. Her girls really qualified and they needed help, Basically their ass was their only asset. ” Because of the rescission, business has fallen off, and as a result, her girls really were facing a “troubled ass” problem.
She stated that if there was any question as to her company’s qualification, she would be glad to give the federal politicans the same freebies that she had been giving local politicans for years, and they could judge for themselves the problems that were being faced by the girls.
If there was a question of repayment of the funds, she stated “I’ll be glad to let Washington take it out in trade. We can work out the rate of exchange. She was sure those f..ing politicans in Washington would have no trouble deciding what was fair and reasonable under the circumstances.”
“We simply are too big to fail. Our economy is dependent upon the money that is spent with us and that we spend in the local economy. What with the local laundry, coffee shop, pharmacy, drug store, Stabrbucks all dependent upon business from our employees and customers – Washington cannot allow us to go down, so to speak. “
Madam XXXX stated she was putting together a supporting petition for Washington. She hoped Washington would not verify the names too closely since her customers usually did not use their real names, but Washington could certainly trust her that each name was indeed a real person known to her.
Her request concluded with “What better use of TARP funds than to save our ass from its temporary troubles.” President Obama has, so far, refused to comment, but a number of his staff volunteered to make independent investigations and make their recommentdation. One staff member was reputed to say “Ask now what your country will do for you, but rather what you could do for your country.” Another said “It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.”
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