Monday, November 23rd, 2009
FOR MORE MURPHY ON SEX, GO TO HTTP://pithycomment.com – You have probably deduced that eGrumps
has been accused of being fixated on the subject of this posting, hence more of the same on the
pithycomment.com web site, his other subprime website. “Fixated” is probably too strong a work, but maybe not.
Please don’t tell Mrs. eGrumps. Fortunately she is computer illiterate (I think) and besides, she thinks I am
fixated on the subject – she should only know.
1. Nothing improves with age (except good wine).
2. No matter how many times you have had it, if it is offered, take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
3. Sex has no calories.
4. No sex with anyone in the same office (This rule is occasionally ignored)
5. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself (This rule is also occasionally ignored.).
6. Never say no.
7. There may be some things better than sex, and somethings worde than sex. But – there is nothing exactly like it.
8. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Remember http:/pithycomment.com for more on this fascinating subject.