Archive for December, 2009

Nancy Pelosi — Winner — Tropical Island Contest

Washington D. C. December 14, 2009                               (Satirical News from eGrumps) The organizers of the “Who I Would Least Like to be Stranded With on a Tropical Island” contest announced that they have discontinued the contest. Votes will no longer be [...]

Monday, December 14th, 2009

The Old Fire Plug Excuse — Advice to Tiger Woods (October 11, 2009)

When the police investigated Tiger Woods accident, he should have told them the  complete truth. “Officer I was merely driving out of my driveway when this fire-plug moved directly in front of my car and ran right into the front of my car. It must have been drinking to behave so erratically. It was not [...]

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Spokespeople for Congressional Leadership Announce a Plan to Reduce Concern over ObamaCare.

Washington D.C. — December 5, 2009               (Satirical Comedy (+/-)  by eGrumps) Anonymous Congressional staffers have presented a solution to America’s concern about a government run health-care system. Meeting in private, in the “Conspiracy Room” in the White House basement, they considered various ways to alleviate the very obvious [...]

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

President Obama’s Winston Churchill Speech – December 1, 2009

Washington, D.C. (December 1, 2009)   (Satirical Comment by eGrumps) Seeking to follow the lead of that great leader of the English people during World War II, President Obama borrowed from the words of Winston Churchill to rally the American people behind his policy in Afghanistan. “We shall go on to the end, we shall [...]

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009