Washington D.C. — December 5, 2009 (Satirical Comedy (+/-) by eGrumps)
Anonymous Congressional staffers have presented a solution to America’s concern about a government run health-care system. Meeting in private, in the “Conspiracy Room” in the White House basement, they considered various ways to alleviate the very obvious concern of Americans toward a plan that would nationalize 1/6th of the American economy. No minutes were kept and the participants insisted upon anonymity.
eGrumps, was sworn to secrecy, as to the identities of the participants, but he was assured that they represented very, very high people in government. Knowing the reputation of those with whom he met, he had complete confidence in the reliability of what he was told.
Basically, in order to quell dissent and to insure Congressional passage, the Administration was committed to staffing senior management of Obamacare with people experienced in knowing the ins and outs of Washington and were experienced in dealing with the public. The final consensus solution was acknowledged by all to be “pure genius.”
The Governing Board and all Senior Management of ObamaCare would be recruited from the management of the Post Office and Amtrak. “What better way to instill confidence than to have those who already manage government programs to manage ObamaCare.” The spokesperson said.
“These men and women have the experience. They know the ins and outs of Washington. They know how to deal with the public. What better source of senior management than employees of the the Post Office and Amtrack. There is no better pool of experienced, management-qualified individuals than these fine people who have run other government programs so successfully (well usually successfully). They have been there, done that. It is indeed a win-win situation for America. That is a choice that will resonate with the American people and should insure the passage of ObamaCare.”
When asked whether the President had signed off on this, the spokesman replied, ” Not yet. We intend to talk to him as soon as he gets off the basketball court.”
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