Obamacare, Humorous Comments and Pithy Sayings about Death, Funeral Parlors, Cemeteries and Funeral Plans in the 21st Century – Cash for Used Coffins!
In considering Obamacare for the masses (that’s most of you (but not me)) attention has been given to funeral parlors, funeral plots and funeral plans for the 21st century. While not formally a part of Obamacare, an intelligent (?) discussion in the White House, between various czar planners for Obamacare considered the following in order to reduce the population to manageable proportions to cut the total cost of Obamacare:
1. The best way to get somebody to live longer is to lean over and whisper the cost of a funeral in his ear (This will not be included in the law).
2. In California today, some cemeteries offer the deceased perpetual care and an answering service (This is a great idea and will be offered as a fringe benefit to those who want to be patriotic and die young. The government will subsidize the cemeteries offering this extra).
3. You can save money today on a funeral if the mortician has a used box (Great, we can have a subsidy – we’ll call it cash for coffins).
Miscellaneous sayings from “others” which will be included in a special provision in Obamacare to encourage an early demise.
a. In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes – die young and save taxes.
b. Death is just a low chemical trick played upon everybody, why be different, die now before they run out of chemicals.
c. If you could die now, you’d be the happiest man alive (Modified from a comment by Samuel Goldwyn.)
d. ”To die will be an awfully big adventure.” (James Barrie)
e. “When good men die, their goodness doesn’t perish.” (Euripides)
f. “Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient.” (H. L. Mencken)
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