Sunday, February 28th, 2010
Washington, DC (February 28, 2010)
eGrumps has the complete and final solution to the problem of universal health care. Frankly, I’m surprised the Administration has not put forward this plan:
1. Anyone who doesn’t purchase the mandated health care insurance, will be guilty of a felony, and will be sent to jail – no right of appeal. (Those felons must be kept off of the street so they don’t infect the rest of the law abiding citizens of America with dangerous ideas.)
2. In jail they will receive free medical treatment.
3. Problem solved!
Democrats, Republicans, Independents – are you listening?
The question of buying the insurance or going to jail will be known as the “eGrumps option.”