Washington, D. C. (April 26, 2010)                     Special to eGrumps The Administration has announced a new Immigration Policy which should solve, once and for all, the problem of illegal immigration – By Executive Order, henceforth all illegal immigrants will be required to either be married, or [...]

Washington, D. C. April 22, 2012                                  Exclusive to eGrumps The Obama Administration has issued new guidelines for Bills to be submitted to Congress. 1. No Bill will be less than 1,500 pages, single spaced. 2. All Bills will be [...]

Internet Maxims: Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cell phone. The email of the species is more deadly than the mail. Too many clicks spoil the browse. Oh, what a tangled website we weave. A chat has nine lives. Home is where you hang your @. What boots up must [...]

Gone fishing Check out earlier posts, then amble on over to http://pithycomment.com. Of course, if you don’t know how to amble, I don’t think they teach “Ambling” in college any more, surf on over. Too many students flunking the course in ambling — bad image for the University – but Surfing 101 is big, big, [...]

In an effort to protect American airliners, President Obama announced the formation of a dog corps, designed to sniff out trouble before it begins. This is the story of the first graduate. A man is seated in an airliner, which is about to take off when another man with a Labrador retriever occupies the empty [...]

Exclusive to eGrumps Washington, D. C. (April 2, 2010) In a plan to reduce unemployment, and continuing the modest gains of March, 2010, the Administration announced a new policy.  In March, 2010, there were 162,000 employees added to the work force, according to preliminary figures.  Of these jobs, 48,000 consisted of temporary workers hired for [...]

For weeks I have been bombarded with letters, cards and advertisements telling me to be sure to fill out my census form and mail it in. I couldn’t do that because it asked for information as of April 1, and I had no way of predicting the future – what are the facts as of [...]