Archive for May, 2010

Sestak Job Offer – The I’ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) — May 30, 2010

Washington, D. C. (May 29. 2010)                     Exclusive to eGrumps The national “I-Got-A-Bridge I Want to Sell You”  Award for 2010 (so far) has been awarded to President Obama, ex-President Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanual and the rest of the senior White House Staff (excluding chefs.) The [...]

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina – Combining Business with Pleasure

Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: “The President [...]

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Memorial Day – President Obama’s absence from the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery.

Washington, D.C. — May 25, 2010 President Obama will not attend the ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Memorial Day, 2010. He will be in Chicago. V-P Biden will attend. On a few occasions, other Presidents have sent others to participate and to lay a wreath on the tomb. IMO – That does [...]

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Arizona Law has The “Potential” to Lead to Racial Profiling

The new buzz words out of Washington, from President Obama,  Attorney General Holder and Director of Homeland Security, Janet N.: “potential to lead to racial profiling.” Now that someone in Washington has finally read the Arizona law and found it bans racial profiling, a new approach has been advanced to show the heinous nature of [...]

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

Arizona “Go Home” Policy for Illegal Immigrants (from eGrumps) — May 21, 2010

Classified Location, Arizona                                        Exclusive to eGrumps May 21, 2010 Reacting to harsh criticism the Governor of Arizona has announced a policy designed to prevent any hint of racial profiling: The spokesperson announced: “For those illegal immigrants [...]

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Arizona – California Wall — Appointment of a Wall Czar by President Obama. (by eGrumps) — May 4, 2010

Sacramento, CA, (o5/04/2010)                            Exclusive to eGrumps Expressing great concern over the law enacted by Arizona regarding illegal aliens (aka undocumented workers), a spokesperson for the Governor of the Great Insolvent State of California announced that California was erecting a fence between Arizona and California [...]

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Arizona – Nazi German — AN ODIOUS COMPARISON

One can hardly listen to a TV interview or read a newspaper without some idiot comparing Arizona to Nazi Germany.  Perhaps these people have forgotten history, or else have allowed their own political persuasion intrude upon the facts of history. Compare: Arizona: Wants to arrest illegal immigrants. Germany: Arrested German citizens. Arizona: Wants to try [...]

Saturday, May 1st, 2010