Classified Location, Arizona Exclusive to eGrumps
May 21, 2010
Reacting to harsh criticism the Governor of Arizona has announced a policy designed to prevent any hint of racial profiling:
The spokesperson announced: “For those illegal immigrants who may temporarily be visiting the great State of Arizona, and who are afraid they may be called upon to prove their legal right to continue their stay in Arizona – in order to prevent racial profiling they should take the following step to protect their civil rights:
GO HOME!
That course of action will spare them any embarrassment and protect their privacy. If they go home, their civil rights problem in Arizona will be solved.
Printed cards will be distributed, in English and Spanish, so that this advice will not be forgotten.
A simple solution to a difficult problem:
GO HOME!
American citizens will be given a free copy of their birth certificates which they are encouraged to carry in their wallets.
Illegals spare us a lot of trouble and expense, please:
Go Home”
When President Obama, Attorney General Holder, Home Security Czar Janet N. were asked about the new policy, all said they had not read it, but it sounded illegal to them and unconstitutional unless a comprehensive solution to the “problem” could be made. All said they preferred amnesty since it seemed the more humane course, and, of course, that way, the illegals could all be made wards of the state and allowed to vote in America’s elections.
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