Archive for July, 2011

Debt Problem Solved

Special to eGrumps network: Washington, D.C. (July 30, 2011) GREECE, IRELAND, ITALY AND SPAIN  (GIIS) AGREE TO GUARANTEE THE REPAYMENT OF U. S. DEBT. An unnamed spokesman for Secretary of the Treasury Timothy (it was all Turbo-Tax’s fault that I didn’t report taxable income) F. Geithner announced that the Treasury Department had solved the debt [...]

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

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Freeway Closing – Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement

Sacramento.  CA eGrumps having learned of the upcoming Los Angeles traffic catastrophe has issued the following concerning the coming Freeway closing in Los Angeles, CA. On July 15-16 the San Diego freeway (Rte 405) will be closed for about ten miles, between Santa Monica Blvd. and Ventura Blvd. while Caltrans demolishes 1/2 of a bridge [...]

Saturday, July 9th, 2011

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