Washington, D. C. November 6, 2009                        (Sarcastic Comment by eGrumps)

The new Obamacare – Pelosicare – Reidcare (take your pick) is creating a massive dilemma for most Americans, including yours truly.

No, I am not talking about the fact that the length of the bill exceeds the guidelines posted by President Obama (see my comment of 10/30/09) in that it now has passed the 2,000 page mark. Frankly, it is just as hard to read a 2,200 page bill as a 1,900 page bill. The 2,000 page limit was a guideline, that’s all, and no one ever expected that arbitrary guideline to hold. It’s sort of like New Orleans and Katrina, once the levees broke, there was no holding back the water.

The real dilemma, of monumental proportions, is this. Most of America has a headache just contemplating the size, complexity and ultimate      effect of the new bill. It is, frankly, indecipherable, and just thinking about  it gives everyone a headache – some a severe one and some a mild one – but truly a mental headache of monumental proportions for America considering the number of headache sufferers (the “headachees”(?))

Because of the prevalence of headaches, everyone needs to see a doctor, immediately, because the doctor can either treat the headache or prevent its spread through cross pollinization between citizens (and non-citizens) sufferers.  But, without the bill becoming law, they cannot afford to see a doctor. So – if you get a headache thinking about the bill (because you do not like it), and if the bill passes you can afford to see a doctor and get the headache treated – but the thought of the passage of the bill gave you a headache in the first place – you’re caught on the horns of a very serious dilemma. Should America suffer the gross headaches opposing the bill, or not oppose the bill so that you can get your headaches treated, which you may not have had in the first place because you did not oppose the bill.

eGrumps was going to call for a governmental investigation, but Congress would be in the uncomfortable position of investigating something which is not applicable to them since they have a different health care system of coverage. and would not understand the problem in the first place. There would be no empathy, so to speak, for Americans by Congress. This result might be unheard of in American politics – no empathy from Congress.

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