Questions About Technical “Support” Given to the Average American Phd candidate concerning a problem she is having with her computer. Question of the day: Why should I have to press “1″ for English? 2nd Question of the day: Why do technical support people (generally speaking) in foreign countries not speak English loudly and clearly? 3rd [...]

Portland, OR (August 1, 2010)                         Exclusive to eGrumps Having successfully dealt with the accusations against former VP Gore, the Portland PD announced that the procedure employed with Mr. Gore will become Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) for persons accused of crimes. In investigating the [...]

Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification – PC police – please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]

Fictional Financial Headquarters                                Exclusive to eGrumps June 3, 2010 Tensions are developing between USA Financial Markets and German Financial Markets: America has demanded greater transparency in the financial markets. German has banned naked short selling in certain issues. In a [...]

Washington, D. C. (May 29. 2010)                     Exclusive to eGrumps The national “I-Got-A-Bridge I Want to Sell You”  Award for 2010 (so far) has been awarded to President Obama, ex-President Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanual and the rest of the senior White House Staff (excluding chefs.) The [...]

Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: “The President [...]

Washington, D.C. — May 25, 2010 President Obama will not attend the ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Memorial Day, 2010. He will be in Chicago. V-P Biden will attend. On a few occasions, other Presidents have sent others to participate and to lay a wreath on the tomb. IMO – That does [...]

Sacramento, CA, (o5/04/2010)                            Exclusive to eGrumps Expressing great concern over the law enacted by Arizona regarding illegal aliens (aka undocumented workers), a spokesperson for the Governor of the Great Insolvent State of California announced that California was erecting a fence between Arizona and California [...]

One can hardly listen to a TV interview or read a newspaper without some idiot comparing Arizona to Nazi Germany.  Perhaps these people have forgotten history, or else have allowed their own political persuasion intrude upon the facts of history. Compare: Arizona: Wants to arrest illegal immigrants. Germany: Arrested German citizens. Arizona: Wants to try [...]

Washington, D. C. (April 26, 2010)                     Special to eGrumps The Administration has announced a new Immigration Policy which should solve, once and for all, the problem of illegal immigration – By Executive Order, henceforth all illegal immigrants will be required to either be married, or [...]

Washington, D. C. April 22, 2012                                  Exclusive to eGrumps The Obama Administration has issued new guidelines for Bills to be submitted to Congress. 1. No Bill will be less than 1,500 pages, single spaced. 2. All Bills will be [...]

Exclusive to eGrumps Washington, D. C. (April 2, 2010) In a plan to reduce unemployment, and continuing the modest gains of March, 2010, the Administration announced a new policy.  In March, 2010, there were 162,000 employees added to the work force, according to preliminary figures.  Of these jobs, 48,000 consisted of temporary workers hired for [...]

For weeks I have been bombarded with letters, cards and advertisements telling me to be sure to fill out my census form and mail it in. I couldn’t do that because it asked for information as of April 1, and I had no way of predicting the future – what are the facts as of [...]

To: Robert M. Groves, Director U. S. Census Dear Mr. Groves: I have previously posted about your (our)(America’s) problem with the census you are taking. (See my posts of March 18 and March 22) I wrote about the enclosure letter I received with the census form and the separate letter that your Department subsequently sent. [...]

Washington, D. C. (March 24, 2010)                                                                      from eGrumps Obamacare provides for a new 10% “tax” to be levied upon the gross [...]

Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Census Director: Several days ago i posted about a problem with your letter (of March 2010) demanding that I sign and send in my census form immediately, despite the fact the form relates to events occurring on April 1, 2010. I expected some clarification, but alas, you have not had the [...]

March 18, 2010: Dear Census Director: I trust this comment will find you in good health – both good physical health and mental health.  Frankly, you have created quite a problem for me, and many others, and I don’t how how to handle it without being in violation of your instructions concerning the 2010 Census. [...]

There was a man of great wealth Who was in very good health. It did not matter one whit. He was still going to be taxed quite a bit. Because of Obamicare’s provisions – enacted with great stealth. (All right, so the limerick is not quite perfect, actually it is not even close, but you [...]

Washington, DC (February 28, 2010) eGrumps has the complete and final solution to the problem of universal health care. Frankly, I’m surprised the Administration has not put forward this plan: 1. Anyone who doesn’t purchase the mandated health care insurance, will be guilty of a felony, and will be sent to jail – no right [...]

In considering Obamacare for the masses (that’s most of you (but not me)) attention has been given to funeral parlors, funeral plots and funeral plans for the 21st century. While not formally a part of Obamacare, an intelligent (?) discussion in the White House, between various czar planners for Obamacare considered the following in order [...]