Questions About Technical “Support” Given to the Average American Phd candidate concerning a problem she is having with her computer. Question of the day: Why should I have to press “1″ for English? 2nd Question of the day: Why do technical support people (generally speaking) in foreign countries not speak English loudly and clearly? 3rd [...]

Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification – PC police – please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]

Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: “The President [...]

Classified Location, Arizona                                        Exclusive to eGrumps May 21, 2010 Reacting to harsh criticism the Governor of Arizona has announced a policy designed to prevent any hint of racial profiling: The spokesperson announced: “For those illegal immigrants [...]

Internet Maxims: Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cell phone. The email of the species is more deadly than the mail. Too many clicks spoil the browse. Oh, what a tangled website we weave. A chat has nine lives. Home is where you hang your @. What boots up must [...]

Exclusive to eGrumps Washington, D. C. (April 2, 2010) In a plan to reduce unemployment, and continuing the modest gains of March, 2010, the Administration announced a new policy.  In March, 2010, there were 162,000 employees added to the work force, according to preliminary figures.  Of these jobs, 48,000 consisted of temporary workers hired for [...]

For weeks I have been bombarded with letters, cards and advertisements telling me to be sure to fill out my census form and mail it in. I couldn’t do that because it asked for information as of April 1, and I had no way of predicting the future – what are the facts as of [...]

Washington, D. C. (March 24, 2010)                                                                      from eGrumps Obamacare provides for a new 10% “tax” to be levied upon the gross [...]

Sacramento, CA, March 8, 2010                                               Exclusive to eGrumps After Governor Arnold (also known as “The Terminator”)  announced that California was broke (also known as “insolvent”),  he set forth his plan to bring public [...]

Washington D. C. February 25, 2010                                                                   Special to eGrumps In an effort to defuse scathing criticism about the lack of transparency  in [...]

Washington D. C. February 11, 2010                  (exclusive to eGrumps) Strong criticism has been levied at Governor Pallin’s use of her hand to store crib notes for her speech at the Tea Party Convention. Various reasons for the criticism have been advanced including an allegation that she obviously [...]

Washington, D. C. February 3, 2010               (Leaked to eGrumps by anonymous sources in the White House.) The Chinese government has suggested it would not be in America’s best interests to meet with the Dalai Lama because, among other things, it would damage “trust and cooperation” between the two [...]

Washington, D. C. (February 2, 2010)           (Not exclusive to eGrumps) A special slightly schizophrenic alert has been issued: February 2, 2010: In Nashua, New Hampshire President Obama stated “When times are tough….You don’t blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you’re trying to save for college.” (I think most [...]

The Los Angeles Times Business News (January 23, 2010) spotlighted Two (2) major headlines in its Business Section; 1. “Dow posts triple-digit loss again” and 2. Conan makes way for Jay.” The third major headline (not on the top of the page, however) was “Signs Point to Exec’s Affair.” eGrumps says; “That says it all [...]

Washington, D. C. (Exclusive to Grumps (January 20, 2010) Four major computer makers, who asked that their names not be divulged since their products were still under development, held a press conference in Washington D. C. announcing the development of a super mini computer for post-death use. The new machines had been designed to fit [...]

Would you read a book that had the following review? “Money Shot is a stunner, careening along with a wild, propulsive energy and a deliciously incendiary spirit. Laced with bravado and loaded up with knockout charm, Christa Faust’s Money Shot debut is the literary equivalent of a gasoline cocktail.” Actually, the grammar isn’t quite right. [...]

Washington D. C. December 14, 2009                               (Satirical News from eGrumps) The organizers of the “Who I Would Least Like to be Stranded With on a Tropical Island” contest announced that they have discontinued the contest. Votes will no longer be [...]

When the police investigated Tiger Woods accident, he should have told them the  complete truth. “Officer I was merely driving out of my driveway when this fire-plug moved directly in front of my car and ran right into the front of my car. It must have been drinking to behave so erratically. It was not [...]

Washington D.C. — December 5, 2009               (Satirical Comedy (+/-)  by eGrumps) Anonymous Congressional staffers have presented a solution to America’s concern about a government run health-care system. Meeting in private, in the “Conspiracy Room” in the White House basement, they considered various ways to alleviate the very obvious [...]

eGrumps, the owner of the other subprime web site, http://pithycomments.com, has generously not objected to our posting the following which we stole from him, which he, of course,  stole from others. It’s Thanksgiving – hooray!! By special dispensation from eGrumps, all diets are automatically suspended until Friday, November 27, 2009. I knew you were waiting [...]