eGrumps, the owner of the other subprime web site, http://pithycomments.com, has generously not objected to our posting the following which we stole from him, which he, of course,  stole from others. It’s Thanksgiving – hooray!! By special dispensation from eGrumps, all diets are automatically suspended until Friday, November 27, 2009. I knew you were waiting [...]

FOR MORE MURPHY ON SEX, GO TO HTTP://pithycomment.com – You have probably deduced that eGrumps has been accused of being fixated on the subject of this posting, hence more of the same on the pithycomment.com  web site, his other subprime website. “Fixated” is probably too strong a work, but maybe not. Please don’t tell Mrs. [...]

Washington D. C., October 30, 2009                    (Sarcastic Comment by eGrumps) The White House (“WH”) proudly announced that the Health Care Bill (“Obamacare”) presented by Speaker Pelosi to the American people met all governmental criteria.  More important than the size of the fiscal deficit that would follow [...]

Washington, D. C.   October 26, 2009 Dear Csar (aka czar, aka tsar) Feinberg: I have not had a response from you replying to my letter of October 22, 2009 which was posted on www.egrumps.com.  I can only assume the duties of your office, setting appropriate pay for millions of Americans (and foreigners (legal and illegal) working [...]

Even eGrumps’ Mother (age 92) is getting caught up in the digital age. She told him: “You don’t write. You don’t call. You don’t FAX. You don’t email.  You don’t text. If it weren’t for www.egrumps.com and www.pithycomment.com I’d never hear from you”

Washington D. C., October 22, 2009     Dear Mr. Feinberg. I understand that you are the Pay Csar for the United States of America and are charged with setting executive compensation for those companies that have received government funds. While I am not sure of the pay cap on the salaries that you will allow to be [...]

The best one-line jokes on the web can be found at: www.pithycomment.com Another sub-prime web site from eGrumps Updated Daily (usually)(well, usually)  ___________________________________________________________________  

Undisclosed Location, 10/20/09     (Satirical comment by eGrumps) Meeting at a secret time and at an undisclosed location by the Anonymous Selection Selectors committee (affectionately known as the ASS committee) selected their recipient of  THE LEBON award. This was the first meeting of the ASS committee in recorded history, although some Members felt there must have [...]

Washington, D. C. October 19, 2009        (Satirical eGrumps Comment) In case you missed it, FOX News has been defrocked by the White House, claiming it is an arm of the Republican Party. No such allegation has been leveled against the eGrumps News Network – at least so far. Of course there is no network – [...]

Washington, D. C. October 16, 2009   (Commentary by eGrumps) EGrumps, in his constant search for “truth,” came across the following headlines, on the Internet which represent the conclusions of the authors of the articles, not necessarilly the conclusions or the words of either Professsor Chomsky or  Mr. Limbaugh. 1.” Noam Chomsky compares Right-Wing media to [...]

A few of Murphy’s Laws: eGrumps Law: Compared to eGrumps, Murphy is a genius”.  Murphy’s Comment: “For once I agree with that idiot, eGrumps. He’s smarter than I thought.” Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics:  Everything gets worse under pressure. Murphy’s Constant:  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Some of Murphy’s Technology Laws:     [...]

1. I will try to figure out why I need 8 e-mail addresses 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife. 3. I resolve to back up my 1GB hard drive daily, …well, once a week….well, once a month. 4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. 5. I [...]

The following are preserved in the Annals of Famous Last Words: 1. What does this button do? 2. I’m making a citizen’s arrest. 3. Are you sure the power is off? 4. He’s probably just hibernating 5. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one. 6. Pull the pin and count [...]

Washington, D. C., July 17, 2009  (eGrumps Commentary) The Administration proudly announced today that 34 states have less than a 10% unemployment rate. A spokesman said “Considering today’s economic climate, and the mess the prior administration left us with, we consider this a remarkable achievement.” When questioned by eGrumps as to the unemployment rate when Pres. [...]

I am the computer your mother warned you about Keyboard not found, press F1 to continue. You might have mail Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim Hit any user to continue.

(Moscow, July 8, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) Facing widespread criticism about the perceived unfairness of the Agreement (see story posted by eGrumps on July 7, 2009) he made with Premier Putin, the Administration proudly announced its renegotiation. The new Agreement, the Administration spokesperson said, was fair to all parties and created an aura of good feelings [...]

Question to eGrumps – “What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?” eGrumps Answer – “I don’t know and I don’t care.”

(Los Angeles, CA, June 15, 2009)(Exclusive to eGrumps) At a press conference held in Los Angeles, CA today, eGrumps presented his solution to the problem that is tearing apart the fabric of American society. The problem, eGrumps said, is the clash between those who favor traditional values and believe that a marriage should be between [...]

(Washington D. C., June 11, 2009) (exclusive to eGrumps) On March 14, 2009 eGrumps reported on  requiring enemy combatants to be given Miranda rights. The story (emphasis added) was as follows: “Enemy and Friendly Combatants The Obama Administration has abandoned the use of the term “enemy combatant.”  Speaking from the White House, President Obama announced [...]

eGrumps never drinks alcohol because he doesn‘t think it right to drink in front of the children. And, when he’s away from the children, he doesn’t feel a need to drink alcohol