Archive for the 'Law' Category

Barbara Boxer’s Climate Change Law and The Biblical Plagues

(Washington, D. C, (July 12, 2009) (eGrumps Comments) Barbara Boxer, Senator from the Great Insolvent State of California, has stated that if the bill to cut global climate change (no longer called the bill to eliminate global warming) is not passed there will be dire results: (1) droughts, (2) flood,  (3) fires,  (4) loss of species, [...]

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

President Obama Announces New Retraining Program for Doctors

(Washington, D.C. May 19, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) Because of the soon to be implemented National Health Insurance Plan, President Obama announced two new plans to assist the doctors in their adaption to the new system. First – The “No Doctor Left Behind Act” – this plan will educate doctors in the best way to adapt [...]

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Pelosi Mistakes “Surfboarding” for “Waterboarding.”

(Washington D.C. , May 7, 2009) (Exclusive to eGrumps) Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced at a press conference held today that, while she did attend the House Intelligence Committee briefings in 2002, she misunderstood the report. Because of a hearing problem, which had recently developed, and was shortly thereafter cured, she thought she had been briefed [...]

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Barney Frank on Freddie Mae and Fannie Mac

Congressional Hearing, 2003 “Rep.  Frank: I do think I do not want the same kind of focus on safety and soundness that we have in OCC [Office of the Comptroller of the Currency] and OTS [Office of Thrift Supervision]. I want to roll the dice a little bit more in this situation towards subsidized housing. [...]

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Hollywood and Sports Moguls Strike Back

In response to my previous post concerning outrageous pay to actors, actresses and sports figures who do not deliver that for which they have been paid (up front – I might add), I have received several threatening letters. Out of concern for their safety from my outraged readers, I will not disclose the names of [...]

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Texting While Driving

In California,      1. It is ILLEGAL to text from a car (unless you are legally (as distinguished from illegally)) parked.      2. It is ILLEGAL to text from a motorcycle (unless legally parked)      3. It is LEGAL to text from a bicycle , whether legally parked or not.  This is part of the legislature’s grand [...]

Sunday, April 5th, 2009