In an effort to protect American airliners, President Obama announced the formation of a dog corps, designed to sniff out trouble before it begins. This is the story of the first graduate. A man is seated in an airliner, which is about to take off when another man with a Labrador retriever occupies the empty [...]

Washington D. C., Agust 25, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) In regard to the now pending rather nebulous health care bills, Washington is wondering which statement of a former President of the United States is President Obama following — Abraham Lincoln or George W. Bush: Abraham Lincoln: You can fool some of the people all of the [...]

Washington D. C., August 18, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) In a remarkable example of how not to represent a client, the Department of Justice (“DOJ”) has filed a brief in the case of a gay couple suing the federal government to invalidate the Defense of Marriage Act which was enacted by Congress in 1996.  The [...]

Washington, D. C., August 14, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) Bowing to popular pressure, President Obama, after stating that there were no “Death Panel” provisions in any portion of the proposed Obamacare health bills, has ordered the non-existing provisions deleted from the proposed law. No longer  would “dying with dignity” be considered, rather “dying without dignity” [...]

Washington D.C, August 7, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) The House of Representatives has decided to spend $550,000,000 to buy about 8 Gulfstream Jets (The exact number proposed is not quite clear). The Air Force had requested only 1 Gulfstream Jet.

  Washington, D.C., August 5, 2009 (Commentary by Grumps) Renaming the White House: In a momentus and unprecedented announcement from the White House (the “WH”), in view of the racial “controversy” surrounding  Sonya Sotomayor, Professor Gates, Barack Obama and others and  in view of all of the various ethnicity’s residing in the US (legally and [...]

Washington D.C. July 24, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) “I could’ve calibrated those words differently.” so sayeth the President. Actually, several learned scholars have said that what he really should have said was “I miscalibrated those words.” The scholarly semantical journals have said that the whole controversy would have gone away if (i) he uncalibrated the [...]

Washington D. C. July 23, 2009 (Reported by eGrumps) In an effort to revive public approval of his Health Care Plan, and to reassure the American people that they would continue to receive prompt, quality health care,  President Obama announced that he was recruiting senior executives from inside government departments. Their experience, he announced, should [...]

(Washington D. C., July 13, 2009)(eGrumps commentary) The ethnic clash in the so-called Western Autonomous Region of China has been largely ignored by America’s Major TV Networks and Main Stream Media. Why? What is going on over there is a very serious clash between two ethnic groups. but not much of it is reported in [...]

(Washington, D. C, (July 12, 2009) (eGrumps Comments) Barbara Boxer, Senator from the Great Insolvent State of California, has stated that if the bill to cut global climate change (no longer called the bill to eliminate global warming) is not passed there will be dire results: (1) droughts, (2) flood,  (3) fires,  (4) loss of species, [...]

(Washington, D. C., July 1, 2009)  (exclusive to eGrumps) President Obama has released a tenative list of the countries that are on his meddle/do not meddle list. Stressing the fact that this list was a work-in-process and could be modified as events dictated, the following countries were listed: Never Meddle: (i) Iran, (ii)Venezuela (iii) Cuba and [...]

(Washington, D.C. Exclusive to eGrumps.) Defense Secretary Gates and President Obama announced a savings of about Eight Billion Dollars ($8,000,000,000) by eliminating, or reducing, certain programs and weapons systems which the Pentagon, but not the Administration, feels are important to the security of the United States.  Among the programs affected were missile defense programs, helicopters, fighter [...]

At the G20 meeting Angela Merkel, chief German honcho said: “I will not let anyone tell me we must spend more money.” I wonder in Angela is married!

London (Special to eGrumps News Service). The White House announced that after the wonderful reception that their gift of 25 DVDs to P. M. Brown received, they had given an iPod to the Queen of England with a $50.00 credit to download any songs of her choice from the Internet. They felt it was more appropriate [...]