Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification – PC police – please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]

Fictional Financial Headquarters                                Exclusive to eGrumps June 3, 2010 Tensions are developing between USA Financial Markets and German Financial Markets: America has demanded greater transparency in the financial markets. German has banned naked short selling in certain issues. In a [...]

Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: “The President [...]

Washington, D.C. — May 25, 2010 President Obama will not attend the ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Memorial Day, 2010. He will be in Chicago. V-P Biden will attend. On a few occasions, other Presidents have sent others to participate and to lay a wreath on the tomb. IMO – That does [...]

Classified Location, Arizona                                        Exclusive to eGrumps May 21, 2010 Reacting to harsh criticism the Governor of Arizona has announced a policy designed to prevent any hint of racial profiling: The spokesperson announced: “For those illegal immigrants [...]

One can hardly listen to a TV interview or read a newspaper without some idiot comparing Arizona to Nazi Germany.  Perhaps these people have forgotten history, or else have allowed their own political persuasion intrude upon the facts of history. Compare: Arizona: Wants to arrest illegal immigrants. Germany: Arrested German citizens. Arizona: Wants to try [...]

To: Robert M. Groves, Director U. S. Census Dear Mr. Groves: I have previously posted about your (our)(America’s) problem with the census you are taking. (See my posts of March 18 and March 22) I wrote about the enclosure letter I received with the census form and the separate letter that your Department subsequently sent. [...]

Washington, D. C. (March 24, 2010)                                                                      from eGrumps Obamacare provides for a new 10% “tax” to be levied upon the gross [...]

March 18, 2010: Dear Census Director: I trust this comment will find you in good health – both good physical health and mental health.  Frankly, you have created quite a problem for me, and many others, and I don’t how how to handle it without being in violation of your instructions concerning the 2010 Census. [...]

Washington, D.C., March 4, 2010                                                                          Exclusive to eGrumps Having recently appointed Scott Matheson, Jr. to fill a judicial vacancy [...]

In considering Obamacare for the masses (that’s most of you (but not me)) attention has been given to funeral parlors, funeral plots and funeral plans for the 21st century. While not formally a part of Obamacare, an intelligent (?) discussion in the White House, between various czar planners for Obamacare considered the following in order [...]

Washington, D. C. (January 1, 2010) After considering various options for the trial of the alleged terrorist (the “Underwear  Bomber”) the DOJ decided to indite him on indecent exposure. Citing the difficulties in getting a conviction for acts of terrorism, attempted murder, and bad-conduct on an airplane, career political (and senior) attorneys from the Department [...]

When the police investigated Tiger Woods accident, he should have told them the  complete truth. “Officer I was merely driving out of my driveway when this fire-plug moved directly in front of my car and ran right into the front of my car. It must have been drinking to behave so erratically. It was not [...]

Washington D. C., November 27, 2009              (Commentary from eGrumps) eGrumps is proud to announce his highly prized “Senator-of-The-Year Award  – NOT” (so far)  to North Dakota Senator Kent Conrad for his comment about those opposed to trying KSM in a civilian court in New York City. It seems he [...]

FOR MORE MURPHY ON SEX, GO TO HTTP://pithycomment.com – You have probably deduced that eGrumps has been accused of being fixated on the subject of this posting, hence more of the same on the pithycomment.com  web site, his other subprime website. “Fixated” is probably too strong a work, but maybe not. Please don’t tell Mrs. [...]

Washington, D. C. (November 15, 2009)                                   ( Comment by eGrumps) On November 6, 2009, Major Hassan, shouting “Allahu Akabar” opened fire with one or more weapons killing 13 and wounding about 35 more. There is no question Major Nasan was the shooter. He was gunned down in the act while holding at least one weapon in his [...]

Washington, D. C.   October 26, 2009 Dear Csar (aka czar, aka tsar) Feinberg: I have not had a response from you replying to my letter of October 22, 2009 which was posted on www.egrumps.com.  I can only assume the duties of your office, setting appropriate pay for millions of Americans (and foreigners (legal and illegal) working [...]

Washington, D. C., October 10, 2009    (Satirical Comment by eGrumps) President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for trying to bring peace to the world. His staff expressed surprise, but there is little doubt that all 34 Czars appointed by President Obama submitted his nomination to the Committee. An anonymous Czar stated that the [...]

Important Announcement: In conformity with the proposed FTC guidlines regarding disclosure, eGrumps (for all of his suprime websites) has agreed to disclose any freebies or other promotional consideration he receives in connection with products mentioned on his web sites. It’s a matter which is long overdue and eGrumps personally endorses it. He has urged his [...]

Washington D. C. October 2, 2009  (Comment by eGrumps) On September 29th on www.egrumps.com eGrumps reported on a meeting to take place between President Obama and General McCrystal in Copenhagen while the President was making his presentation to the Olympic Selection Committee. The full text of eGrumps story, titled “Obama, Olympics and Afghanistan,” can be found on [...]