Portland, OR (August 1, 2010)                         Exclusive to eGrumps Having successfully dealt with the accusations against former VP Gore, the Portland PD announced that the procedure employed with Mr. Gore will become Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) for persons accused of crimes. In investigating the [...]

Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification – PC police – please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]

Fictional Financial Headquarters                                Exclusive to eGrumps June 3, 2010 Tensions are developing between USA Financial Markets and German Financial Markets: America has demanded greater transparency in the financial markets. German has banned naked short selling in certain issues. In a [...]

Washington, D. C. (May 29. 2010)                     Exclusive to eGrumps The national “I-Got-A-Bridge I Want to Sell You”  Award for 2010 (so far) has been awarded to President Obama, ex-President Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanual and the rest of the senior White House Staff (excluding chefs.) The [...]

Sacramento, CA, (o5/04/2010)                            Exclusive to eGrumps Expressing great concern over the law enacted by Arizona regarding illegal aliens (aka undocumented workers), a spokesperson for the Governor of the Great Insolvent State of California announced that California was erecting a fence between Arizona and California [...]

Washington, D. C. (April 26, 2010)                     Special to eGrumps The Administration has announced a new Immigration Policy which should solve, once and for all, the problem of illegal immigration – By Executive Order, henceforth all illegal immigrants will be required to either be married, or [...]

In an effort to protect American airliners, President Obama announced the formation of a dog corps, designed to sniff out trouble before it begins. This is the story of the first graduate. A man is seated in an airliner, which is about to take off when another man with a Labrador retriever occupies the empty [...]

To: Robert M. Groves, Director U. S. Census Dear Mr. Groves: I have previously posted about your (our)(America’s) problem with the census you are taking. (See my posts of March 18 and March 22) I wrote about the enclosure letter I received with the census form and the separate letter that your Department subsequently sent. [...]

Washington, D. C. (March 24, 2010)                                                                      from eGrumps Obamacare provides for a new 10% “tax” to be levied upon the gross [...]

Sacramento, CA, March 8, 2010                                               Exclusive to eGrumps After Governor Arnold (also known as “The Terminator”)  announced that California was broke (also known as “insolvent”),  he set forth his plan to bring public [...]

Washington, DC (February 28, 2010) eGrumps has the complete and final solution to the problem of universal health care. Frankly, I’m surprised the Administration has not put forward this plan: 1. Anyone who doesn’t purchase the mandated health care insurance, will be guilty of a felony, and will be sent to jail – no right [...]

Washington, D. C. February 3, 2010               (Leaked to eGrumps by anonymous sources in the White House.) The Chinese government has suggested it would not be in America’s best interests to meet with the Dalai Lama because, among other things, it would damage “trust and cooperation” between the two [...]

The Los Angeles Times Business News (January 23, 2010) spotlighted Two (2) major headlines in its Business Section; 1. “Dow posts triple-digit loss again” and 2. Conan makes way for Jay.” The third major headline (not on the top of the page, however) was “Signs Point to Exec’s Affair.” eGrumps says; “That says it all [...]

Washington, D. C. (Exclusive to Grumps (January 20, 2010) Four major computer makers, who asked that their names not be divulged since their products were still under development, held a press conference in Washington D. C. announcing the development of a super mini computer for post-death use. The new machines had been designed to fit [...]

Washington, D. C. (January 8, 2010) (Special to eGrumps) The Department of Homeland Security after an exhaustive review of the “security measures” in place to protect our country is instituting a  novel approach to provide greater security for Americans. Legal Aliens, and Illegal Aliens residing in the United States. Citing the difficulty in not providing [...]

Would you read a book that had the following review? “Money Shot is a stunner, careening along with a wild, propulsive energy and a deliciously incendiary spirit. Laced with bravado and loaded up with knockout charm, Christa Faust’s Money Shot debut is the literary equivalent of a gasoline cocktail.” Actually, the grammar isn’t quite right. [...]

When the police investigated Tiger Woods accident, he should have told them the  complete truth. “Officer I was merely driving out of my driveway when this fire-plug moved directly in front of my car and ran right into the front of my car. It must have been drinking to behave so erratically. It was not [...]

Washington, D.C. (December 1, 2009)   (Satirical Comment by eGrumps) Seeking to follow the lead of that great leader of the English people during World War II, President Obama borrowed from the words of Winston Churchill to rally the American people behind his policy in Afghanistan. “We shall go on to the end, we shall [...]

Washington, D. C. November 6, 2009                        (Sarcastic Comment by eGrumps) The new Obamacare – Pelosicare – Reidcare (take your pick) is creating a massive dilemma for most Americans, including yours truly. No, I am not talking about the fact that the length of the bill exceeds the guidelines posted by President Obama (see my comment [...]

Washington D. C., October 30, 2009                    (Sarcastic Comment by eGrumps) The White House (“WH”) proudly announced that the Health Care Bill (“Obamacare”) presented by Speaker Pelosi to the American people met all governmental criteria.  More important than the size of the fiscal deficit that would follow [...]