Washington D. C., October 30, 2009                    (Sarcastic Comment by eGrumps) The White House (“WH”) proudly announced that the Health Care Bill (“Obamacare”) presented by Speaker Pelosi to the American people met all governmental criteria.  More important than the size of the fiscal deficit that would follow [...]

Washington, D. C.   October 26, 2009 Dear Csar (aka czar, aka tsar) Feinberg: I have not had a response from you replying to my letter of October 22, 2009 which was posted on www.egrumps.com.  I can only assume the duties of your office, setting appropriate pay for millions of Americans (and foreigners (legal and illegal) working [...]

Washington D. C., October 22, 2009     Dear Mr. Feinberg. I understand that you are the Pay Csar for the United States of America and are charged with setting executive compensation for those companies that have received government funds. While I am not sure of the pay cap on the salaries that you will allow to be [...]

Undisclosed Location, 10/20/09     (Satirical comment by eGrumps) Meeting at a secret time and at an undisclosed location by the Anonymous Selection Selectors committee (affectionately known as the ASS committee) selected their recipient of  THE LEBON award. This was the first meeting of the ASS committee in recorded history, although some Members felt there must have [...]

Washington, D. C. October 16, 2009   (Commentary by eGrumps) EGrumps, in his constant search for “truth,” came across the following headlines, on the Internet which represent the conclusions of the authors of the articles, not necessarilly the conclusions or the words of either Professsor Chomsky or  Mr. Limbaugh. 1.” Noam Chomsky compares Right-Wing media to [...]

Washington D. C. October 2, 2009  (Comment by eGrumps) On September 29th on www.egrumps.com eGrumps reported on a meeting to take place between President Obama and General McCrystal in Copenhagen while the President was making his presentation to the Olympic Selection Committee. The full text of eGrumps story, titled “Obama, Olympics and Afghanistan,” can be found on [...]

Copenhagen, Denmark, October 1, 2009 (Satire Commentary by eGrumps) President Obama advised the Olympic Selection Committee that if they chose Chicago as the site of the 2016 Olympics that he would see that a new event would be added to the competition:        Synchronized Gang Violence He thought that this was a competition uniquely available [...]

Washington, D.C., September 29, 2009 (Satire Commentary by eGrumps) With the Commanding General in Afghanistan, on 60 Minutes, saying he had only talked to the President once, President Obama requested that the General meet him in Copenhagen to discuss Afghanistan. While he was in Copenhagen to discuss Chicago’s bid to host the Olympics, he felt [...]

Washington, D.C. September 13, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) President Obama has stated that by cutting out all of the waste, fraud and abuse in the Medicare program, enough will be saved to pay for ObamaCare, no matter what form ObamaCare will take. A careful review of the facts by eGrumps has concluded that if eGrumps [...]

Washingto, D. C. September 7, 2009 In response to President Obama’s speech to the Little Tykes of America (aka school children), eGrumps has been asked to address them in their classrooms, the same as the President is going to do.  I have been advised by the organizing committee that I am free to say what [...]

Sacramento, CA, September 2, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) Administrative Alert: Because of the save-the-environment-from-imminent-disaster movement eGrumps has decided to twiterize this report. Abbreviations will be used to save letters. Since letters are soon to be declared an endangered species, eGrumps wants to get ahead of the curve. The eGrumps Editorial Board decided it was not feasible [...]

Washington D. C., Agust 25, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) In regard to the now pending rather nebulous health care bills, Washington is wondering which statement of a former President of the United States is President Obama following — Abraham Lincoln or George W. Bush: Abraham Lincoln: You can fool some of the people all of the [...]

Washington, D. C., August 14, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) Bowing to popular pressure, President Obama, after stating that there were no “Death Panel” provisions in any portion of the proposed Obamacare health bills, has ordered the non-existing provisions deleted from the proposed law. No longer  would “dying with dignity” be considered, rather “dying without dignity” [...]

Washington D. C., August 11, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) President Obama and his Administration are taking a number of steps to educate the public and prevent misinformation from distorting the true facts about health care reform. An Administration spokesman said the President was greatly disturbed by the number of people dying on the streets, in [...]

Washington D.C, August 7, 2009 (Commentary by eGrumps) The House of Representatives has decided to spend $550,000,000 to buy about 8 Gulfstream Jets (The exact number proposed is not quite clear). The Air Force had requested only 1 Gulfstream Jet.

  Washington, D.C., August 5, 2009 (Commentary by Grumps) Renaming the White House: In a momentus and unprecedented announcement from the White House (the “WH”), in view of the racial “controversy” surrounding  Sonya Sotomayor, Professor Gates, Barack Obama and others and  in view of all of the various ethnicity’s residing in the US (legally and [...]

Washington D. C. July 30, 2009 Today’s beer party at the White House had to be the dullest beer party in history. Even with Joe Biden, famous for his rapier-like wit, the action was not too lively. Maybe they needed more peanuts. Next time – have a keg ready and invite a few of eGrump’s [...]

Washington, D. C. July 26, 2009 (Comentary by eGrumps) The gurus in Washington have, once again, found wondrous ways to confuse the issue by communicating with us, whom they believe to be the gullible American people, with rather strange choices of words. Words are our principal means of communication  and the Washington Press Corps seems [...]

Washington D.C. July 24, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) “I could’ve calibrated those words differently.” so sayeth the President. Actually, several learned scholars have said that what he really should have said was “I miscalibrated those words.” The scholarly semantical journals have said that the whole controversy would have gone away if (i) he uncalibrated the [...]

Washington D. C. July 23, 2009 (Reported by eGrumps) In an effort to revive public approval of his Health Care Plan, and to reassure the American people that they would continue to receive prompt, quality health care,  President Obama announced that he was recruiting senior executives from inside government departments. Their experience, he announced, should [...]