Washington, D. C., July 19, 2009  (eGrumps commentary) The following major legislative pushes are now being undertaken in Washington by the Obama administration: (1). Major Health Care Reform plan. (2) Cap and Trade plan. (3) Global Climate Change plan (formerlly know as Global Warming plan) (4) Stimulus 2 Plan. (5) Finance Plan to figure out [...]

Los Angeles, CA, July 16, 2009  (Commentary by eGrumps) Los Angeles City Councilperson Janice Hahn has proposed taxing sales of medical marijuana as a way of raising money for the Great Insolvent City of Los Angeles. The Legislature of the Great Insolvent State of California, upon reading of this brilliant idea, has proposed going one step [...]

(Washington D. C., July 13, 2009)(eGrumps commentary) The ethnic clash in the so-called Western Autonomous Region of China has been largely ignored by America’s Major TV Networks and Main Stream Media. Why? What is going on over there is a very serious clash between two ethnic groups. but not much of it is reported in [...]

(Washington, D.C; Moscow, Russia, July 9,2009) (exclusive to eGrumps) In news releases handed out simultaneously to the press in Washington, D.C. and Moscow, Russia, the Obama Administration announced that they had requested Congress to enact a new bill calling for the immediate enactment of a new $2,000,000,000 Stimulus Bill and three(3) $2,000,000,000 standby Stimulus Bills. [...]

(Moscow, July 8, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) Facing widespread criticism about the perceived unfairness of the Agreement (see story posted by eGrumps on July 7, 2009) he made with Premier Putin, the Administration proudly announced its renegotiation. The new Agreement, the Administration spokesperson said, was fair to all parties and created an aura of good feelings [...]

(Washington, D. C., July 7, 2009)(Exclusive to eGrumps) Pres. Obama’s Administration proudly announced that a major breakthrough had taken place in negotiations with Vladimir Putin. America has agreed to abandon its plans for a missile defense system for Europe, ceased development work on modern weapons and agreed to destory is arsenal of  nuclear weapons in [...]

(Washington, D. C., July 1, 2009)  (exclusive to eGrumps) President Obama has released a tenative list of the countries that are on his meddle/do not meddle list. Stressing the fact that this list was a work-in-process and could be modified as events dictated, the following countries were listed: Never Meddle: (i) Iran, (ii)Venezuela (iii) Cuba and [...]

(Columbia, South Carolina, June 30, 2009) (Exclusive to eGrumps) Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, apologized today to (i) his wife and family, (ii) the people of South Carolina, and (iii) the United States Labor Department and Trade Representatives. Expressing great regret, Gov. Sanford stated how sorry he was that he had not kept jobs [...]

(Washington D.C. June 20, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) The Administration, when asked at a press conference what factors they had used in determining whether America would “meddle” in the internal affairs of other countries gave a quite satsifactory explanation, they said.  Pressed as to why America has said it would not “meddle” in Iran, but apparently [...]

(Los Angeles, CA, June 15, 2009)(Exclusive to eGrumps) At a press conference held in Los Angeles, CA today, eGrumps presented his solution to the problem that is tearing apart the fabric of American society. The problem, eGrumps said, is the clash between those who favor traditional values and believe that a marriage should be between [...]

(Washington D.C, June 8, 2009) (exclusive to eGrumps) President Obama has come up with a plan to satisfy The United State’s debt to China. Expressing his concern over how this debt would ever be repaid, he has come up with an ingenious solution which, he said, was a win-win solution. In complete cancellation of America’s debt [...]

(Washington, D. C., June 6, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) The administration proudly announced that their proposed health care plan was financially very feasible. “This plan will work” said one spokesperson (who asked for anonynimity). Those who object to the plan have not considered the plan to reduce costs by limiting, or else reducing certain procedures. While [...]

eGrumps never drinks alcohol because he doesn‘t think it right to drink in front of the children. And, when he’s away from the children, he doesn’t feel a need to drink alcohol

(Sacramento,CA, June 2,2009)(Exclusive to eGrumps) In order to help solve the severe water shortage in the State of California, the Governor announced the formation of a new Shower Pool Department (“SPD”). The SPD would function like the existing car pool department. Each person who would like to take a shower with one or more other [...]

(Sacramento, CA, May 31,2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) In a desperate attempt to avoid bankruptcy, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, announced that the golden state of California was looking for a merger partner. He stated “Although we may be slightly tarnished because of a few small financial problems, California would make a great acquisition for another state,  a sovereign [...]

Washington D.C, May 29, 2009 (Exclusive to eGrumps) In an effort to fill out the Cabinet of Czars, President BHO appointed a  new Cyber Czar whose job it will be to protect cyberspace from foreign based attacks on the American computer communication infrastructure, thus protecting the security of the United States. In addition domestic attacks [...]

On April 12, 2009, after North Korea’s first missile launch, I wrote the following: “President Obama decided to take affirmative action against North Korea today. Expressing great admiration for the United Nations for planning to adopt a “presidential statement” on Monday condemning North Korea for their missile launch, he has ordered 100,000 paper copies of [...]

(Bejing-Washington, May 23, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) The representitives of the United States and China announced major progress in their conference to discuss “Climate Change – Advantages and Disadvantages.” In a joint announcement (following a very difficult five day initial negotiating meeting) the countries agreed as follows: 1. If they were able to agree on a [...]

(Washington D. C. May 21, 2009)(exclusive to e-Grumps) Representative Charles Rangel (D – NY) expressed strong objection to the Geitner Tax Deferral Plan suggested by eGrumps on May 18, 2009.  Rep. Rangel, among other things, failed to report taxable income of about $75,000 earned from rentals in the Dominican Republic. He stated that it simply [...]

(Washington, D.C. May 19, 2009)(exclusive to eGrumps) Because of the soon to be implemented National Health Insurance Plan, President Obama announced two new plans to assist the doctors in their adaption to the new system. First – The “No Doctor Left Behind Act” – this plan will educate doctors in the best way to adapt [...]