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		<title>Unemployment Rate Has Shrunk to Zero Percent (0%)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NEWS FLASH! Washington D.C.  (Exclusive to eGrumps News Service) The Office of the President is pleased to announce that the unemployment rate in America has been reduced to 0%. Deciding that anyone who is out of work, regardless of the length of time, will no longer be deemed a part of the work force. As [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2012/02/19/unemployment-rate-has-shrunk-to-zero-percent-0/</link>
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		<title>Presidential Vacation &#8211; Western Trip &#8211; Catalina&#8217;s Vineyard Island</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is well worth reading &#8211; eGrumps, the writer &#8211; details his recent vacation following the example of our President. As you might have gathered in reading the newspapers or listening to the TV, or following the many blogs where the news seems slightly more reliable, depending, of course, on which blog you read. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2011/08/26/presidential-vacation-western-trip-catalinas-vineyard-island/</link>
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		<title>Debt Problem Solved</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Special to eGrumps network: Washington, D.C. (July 30, 2011) GREECE, IRELAND, ITALY AND SPAIN  (GIIS) AGREE TO GUARANTEE THE REPAYMENT OF U. S. DEBT. An unnamed spokesman for Secretary of the Treasury Timothy (it was all Turbo-Tax&#8217;s fault that I didn&#8217;t report taxable income) F. Geithner announced that the Treasury Department had solved the debt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2011/07/30/u-s-debt-solution-humor/</link>
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		<title>Freeway Closing &#8211; Important (Non-Authorized) Public Announcement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sacramento.  CA eGrumps having learned of the upcoming Los Angeles traffic catastrophe has issued the following concerning the coming Freeway closing in Los Angeles, CA. On July 15-16 the San Diego freeway (Rte 405) will be closed for about ten miles, between Santa Monica Blvd. and Ventura Blvd. while Caltrans demolishes 1/2 of a bridge [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2011/07/09/freeway-closing-important-non-authorized-public-announcement/</link>
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		<title>Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn&#8217;t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Questions About Technical &#8220;Support&#8221; Given to the Average American Phd candidate concerning a problem she is having with her computer. Question of the day: Why should I have to press &#8220;1&#8243; for English? 2nd Question of the day: Why do technical support people (generally speaking) in foreign countries not speak English loudly and clearly? 3rd [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/08/27/foreign-technical-support-or-why-my-husband-doesnt-understand-the-love-hate-relationship-i-have-with-my-computer/</link>
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		<title>New Portland Police Procedure &#8211; The Al Gore Method</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Portland, OR (August 1, 2010)                         Exclusive to eGrumps Having successfully dealt with the accusations against former VP Gore, the Portland PD announced that the procedure employed with Mr. Gore will become Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) for persons accused of crimes. In investigating the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/08/01/new-portland-police-procedure-the-al-gore-method/</link>
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		<title>Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification &#8211; PC police &#8211; please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/07/17/intellectual-property-enforcement-coordinator-decides-not-to-shut-down-egrumps-web-site/</link>
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		<title>Transparency in Finance and Germany&#8217;s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps &#8211; June 3, 2010)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fictional Financial Headquarters                                Exclusive to eGrumps June 3, 2010 Tensions are developing between USA Financial Markets and German Financial Markets: America has demanded greater transparency in the financial markets. German has banned naked short selling in certain issues. In a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/06/03/transparency-in-finance-and-germanys-banning-of-naked-short-selling-exclusive-story-to-egrumps-june-3-2010/</link>
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		<title>Sestak Job Offer &#8211; The I&#8217;ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) &#8212; May 30, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D. C. (May 29. 2010)                     Exclusive to eGrumps The national &#8220;I-Got-A-Bridge I Want to Sell You&#8221;  Award for 2010 (so far) has been awarded to President Obama, ex-President Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanual and the rest of the senior White House Staff (excluding chefs.) The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/30/sestak-job-offer-the-ive-got-a-bridge-i-want-to-sell-you-award-for-2010-so-far-from-egrumps-may-30-2010/</link>
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		<title>Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina &#8211; Combining Business with Pleasure</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: &#8220;The President [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/26/obama-to-inspect-oil-spill-from-the-golf-course-at-hilton-head-south-carolina-combining-business-with-pleasure/</link>
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