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		<title>Foreign Technical Support or Why My Husband Doesn&#8217;t Understand the Love-Hate Relationship I Have with My Computer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Questions About Technical &#8220;Support&#8221; Given to the Average American Phd candidate concerning a problem she is having with her computer. Question of the day: Why should I have to press &#8220;1&#8243; for English? 2nd Question of the day: Why do technical support people (generally speaking) in foreign countries not speak English loudly and clearly? 3rd [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/08/27/foreign-technical-support-or-why-my-husband-doesnt-understand-the-love-hate-relationship-i-have-with-my-computer/</link>
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		<title>New Portland Police Procedure &#8211; The Al Gore Method</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Portland, OR (August 1, 2010)                         Exclusive to eGrumps Having successfully dealt with the accusations against former VP Gore, the Portland PD announced that the procedure employed with Mr. Gore will become Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) for persons accused of crimes. In investigating the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/08/01/new-portland-police-procedure-the-al-gore-method/</link>
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		<title>Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinator decides not to shut down eGrumps web sites.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D. C. (July 17, 2010)                          (Exclusive) A number of web sites and ISPs have been closed by the Washington thought purity police. (see http://torrentfreak.com/u-s-authorities-shut-down-wordpress-host-with-73000-blogs-100716/) A spokesperson (gender neutral identification &#8211; PC police &#8211; please note) for the Adminstration announced that the eGrumps [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/07/17/intellectual-property-enforcement-coordinator-decides-not-to-shut-down-egrumps-web-site/</link>
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		<title>Transparency in Finance and Germany&#8217;s Banning of Naked Short Selling (Exclusive Story to eGrumps &#8211; June 3, 2010)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fictional Financial Headquarters                                Exclusive to eGrumps June 3, 2010 Tensions are developing between USA Financial Markets and German Financial Markets: America has demanded greater transparency in the financial markets. German has banned naked short selling in certain issues. In a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/06/03/transparency-in-finance-and-germanys-banning-of-naked-short-selling-exclusive-story-to-egrumps-june-3-2010/</link>
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		<title>Sestak Job Offer &#8211; The I&#8217;ve Got a Bridge I Want to Sell You Award, for 2010 (so far) to President Obama, ex-President Clinton, and Rahm Emanual (from eGrumps) &#8212; May 30, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D. C. (May 29. 2010)                     Exclusive to eGrumps The national &#8220;I-Got-A-Bridge I Want to Sell You&#8221;  Award for 2010 (so far) has been awarded to President Obama, ex-President Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanual and the rest of the senior White House Staff (excluding chefs.) The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/30/sestak-job-offer-the-ive-got-a-bridge-i-want-to-sell-you-award-for-2010-so-far-from-egrumps-may-30-2010/</link>
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		<title>Obama to Inspect Oil Spill from the Golf Course at Hilton Head, South Carolina &#8211; Combining Business with Pleasure</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C.                                            May 26, 2010 Exclusive story to eGrumps Reacting strongly to criticism for not visiting the oil spill, and related environs, the Office of the President issued the following press release: &#8220;The President [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/26/obama-to-inspect-oil-spill-from-the-golf-course-at-hilton-head-south-carolina-combining-business-with-pleasure/</link>
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		<title>Memorial Day &#8211; President Obama&#8217;s absence from the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. &#8212; May 25, 2010 President Obama will not attend the ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Memorial Day, 2010. He will be in Chicago. V-P Biden will attend. On a few occasions, other Presidents have sent others to participate and to lay a wreath on the tomb. IMO &#8211; That does [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/25/memorial-day-president-obamas-absence-from-the-tomb-of-the-unknowns-at-arlington-national-cemetery/</link>
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		<title>Arizona Law has The &#8220;Potential&#8221; to Lead to Racial Profiling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new buzz words out of Washington, from President Obama,  Attorney General Holder and Director of Homeland Security, Janet N.: &#8220;potential to lead to racial profiling.&#8221; Now that someone in Washington has finally read the Arizona law and found it bans racial profiling, a new approach has been advanced to show the heinous nature of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/22/arizona-law-has-the-potential-to-lead-to-racial-profiling/</link>
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		<title>Arizona &#8220;Go Home&#8221; Policy for Illegal Immigrants (from eGrumps) &#8212; May 21, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Classified Location, Arizona                                        Exclusive to eGrumps May 21, 2010 Reacting to harsh criticism the Governor of Arizona has announced a policy designed to prevent any hint of racial profiling: The spokesperson announced: &#8220;For those illegal immigrants [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/21/arizona-go-home-policy-for-illegal-immigrants-from-egrumps-may-21-2010/</link>
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		<title>Arizona &#8211; California Wall &#8212; Appointment of a Wall Czar by President Obama. (by eGrumps) &#8212; May 4, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sacramento, CA, (o5/04/2010)                            Exclusive to eGrumps Expressing great concern over the law enacted by Arizona regarding illegal aliens (aka undocumented workers), a spokesperson for the Governor of the Great Insolvent State of California announced that California was erecting a fence between Arizona and California [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://egrumps.com/2010/05/04/arizona-california-wall-appointment-of-a-wall-czar-by-president-obama-by-egrumps-may-4-2010/</link>
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